Shoes, Ships, and Sealing Wax

My favorite Thanksgiving Tradition

...is the local radio station playing Alice's Restaurant.

That reminds me of a staff meeting several years ago when our boss brought up an upcoming audit we were likely to have. He said that we'd be "inspected, detected, infected, neglected, and selected." I looked at him and said "Shrink, I wanna kiiiiiill."

Nobody else in the meeting got it, but my boss loved it. Heh. I used to get the best performance reviews from that guy...