June 07, 2007

Maybe this calls for a trip to Blockbuster

I've been thinking about the scene in Middle Age Crazy where Bruce Dern dreams about giving the commencement address at his son's graduation. I'm trying to remember the whole thing.

I think I was still in high school when I last saw the movie. But If I Google it, I'll find the speech online, right?

A Google strike out.

Not even a hit with the line "I build taco stands for a living; what kind of bullshit future is that?"

Take away the quotation marks, and "Most of you poor assholes can't even read" gets 1,190,000 hits; add the rest of the line ("you'll be lucky to catch on at the phone company" and it goes down to 280,000.

I wasn't interested enough to go more than 20 pages in the results, but none looked promising.

I can't believe nobody ever recorded "Give them back their silly fucking hats and stay 18 for the rest of your life!"

Or the closer: "You don't want to be the future. The future sucks."

Posted by Nic at June 7, 2007 03:39 PM | TrackBack
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