Shoes, Ships, and Sealing Wax

You can dress me up but you can't...well, actually, you can't dress me up

I have a thing tomorrow for which I need to dress like an adult. My suit is a little too stuffy, and I'm having trouble coming up with an appropriate outfit.

I thought I had a linen jacket, but realized that I probably gave it away after the last time I tried to wear it, seeing as how it was a size 16, and I'm not.

I do have a pair of dress slacks, but apparently my dress blouses went the way of the linen jacket.

Finally, I found a navy twin set. I look like I'm on my way to a PTA meeting, but that's adult. Perhaps some jewelry...

...I only have one earring, because one of the rats helpfully groomed the other one out of my ear one night, and I didn't notice it right away.

All my metal watches have dead batteries. The only one that tells time is the plastic digital Timex Ironman.

I have a necklace with a clay yin-yang charm, and a yellow rubber Livestrong bracelet.

Oh, well. Hopefully somebody will show up tomorrow wearing Crocs, then I won't feel so bad.

Posted by Nic at June 4, 2007 08:07 PM | TrackBack