May 05, 2007

In my fantasy world...

"Oh, hi, neighbor. Say, is that your car parked in the space in front of my house, the one marked RESERVED? Yeah, I accidentally let the air out of one of the tires, so you might want to take it up to the gas station and refill it. And while you are at it, how about parking it someplace other than my fucking space next time? Because, you know, I might accidently let loose with this crow bar into your windshield."

Yeah, I could use some anger management right about now.

The next door neighbors (the ones who poached my space) are having a terrorist cell meeting right now, and the neighbors across the street are taking up twenty spaces for some kind of backyard tent revival, and the people who live here who left to go to the grocery store are randomly parked in the fire lanes because their spaces are full of the guests. And up the street, where one might reasonably put overflow parking, there's a flea market today.

I'd love to go out and run some errands myself, but if I lost my space, I might end up with a burst blood vessle from the completely out-of-proportion fury that would cause.

Posted by Nic at May 5, 2007 12:23 PM | TrackBack
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