Shoes, Ships, and Sealing Wax

You want fries with that?

I've toyed with the idea of going back to school and becoming a nutritionist. I think I'd enjoy the learning part, but maybe not the working part, especially if I had clients bring me a newspaper with the headline Low-Fat Diet's Benefits Rejected; Study Finds No Drop In Risk for Disease.

It doesn't say Go Ahead and Eat Monster Thickburgers, but I'm sure somebody will take home that message.