Shoes, Ships, and Sealing Wax

I'm offically ashamed of myself

I just spent twenty minutes combing the internet for Lance Armstrong-Sheryl Crow gossip. Yeah. Next thing you know, I'll be subscribing to tabloids.

I could try to say that I saw it first on Velo News, that I was just looking to see who had won the Tour of Qatar, but that would be a lie, and lying is wrong. (Tom Boonen, in case you're wondering.)

Well.

I actually feel better for admitting it. Perhaps confession really is good for the soul. But hey, promise me...if I start talking about what Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are up to, come over and swat me in the head with a two-by-four.