Shoes, Ships, and Sealing Wax

Throw me a meme

I want to write, but I got nuthin'.

Well, I have angst and annoyances, but even I am sick of listening to me whine.

I can't even fall back on recipes. I don't think the Carnival needs "Open spaghetti sauce and dump in saucepan. Heat." I don't think I can get away with repeating the family holidays recipes for the third year in a row.

I've used up every topic I can think of. Well, I can think of some topics, but they'd require a lot of typing. Nutrogenomics is interesting, but I'm not firing on all intellectual cylinders. I need something that writes itself, like a quiz. What Hogan's Heroes character are you, anyone?