Shoes, Ships, and Sealing Wax

I can see the ocean from here

I've mentioned the last couple of years that the Ocean City (Maryland...I forget about the one in New Jersey until I say just "Ocean City" and people start asking me about restaurants I've never heard of, then I get nervous that I'm developing a neurological disorder because I know every restaurant in this town, and then it eventually works out that I'm not nuts, we're talking two entirely different cities) is being completely rebuilt. So far this week we've noticed three demolition sites where we remember seeing the original construction.

Anyway, the slick new condos that are replacing the lovable old dumps have wireless internet.

We don't have wireless internet.

So I have a view of the ocean right now, but I can't show it to you.