"The time has come," the Walrus said,
"To talk of many things:
Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax--
Of cabbages--and kings--
And why the sea is boiling hot--
And whether pigs have wings."
It's my own damn fault for being tempted by the lurid, but man...I'm wishing I hadn't checked out the Bill O'Reilly lawsuit. I eat a lot of falafel, and it's gonna be awhile before I can shake that mental image. Ew. Just...ew.