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That sound you hear

...is the banging of the heads of chemistry teachers, laboratory workers, safety professionals, hazard communicators, and people with a gram of common sense.

Student Drinks Chemical on a Dare

ODESSA, Texas - A student who drank a chemical from his high school lab on a dare was recovering in a hospital, but not before a scare.

I heard one safety pro say something along the lines of "Great, now the school boards will want to teach chemistry without chemicals so this doesn't happen again."